Happy Hour Brawl, Iowa Loses

Thursday night I hosted a customer appreciation Happy Hour for one of my largest clients at a local establishment in St. Louis Park. Things were going smoothly until one of my clients went out for a smoke and came back all bloody. Someone attacked him outside. So I went outside and look around the parking lot, didn't see anything. I came back and someone yelled "that's him" so I chased him through the kitchen up the back stairs and then outside the bar. When I stepped outside the bar, he charged at me with fist cocked ready to fight. So it took all of about 5 seconds for me to through his ass down into the flower bed. I told him you fuck with my customer, you fuck with me. So I held him on the ground until the cops came. Actually seven cop cars showed up. It was quite the scene.

Happy Hour Tab = $1497.00

Iowa got their butts kicked by the number one team in the country. With a 7:00 PM start it was quite the tailgate party. ESPN Game Day was there live for the pre grame festivities. The Hummer didn't get keyed this year!